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Feb 26, 20135 min read

Deviation Actions

yuumei

Published: Feb 26, 2013

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I don't really talk too much about my daily life on dA since I didn't want to spam everyone with constant horror stories of my time in the kitchen (which is why I do that on fb www.facebook.com/FisheyePlaceb… instead) but today, I would like to share some of the extra "special" moments during my college life (even though I graduated already).

When upstairs neighbors are being very loud, the most effective method is to leave an angry coconut at their door

When life gives you pears, cut them into ducks and bake them into pizza~

When the Occupy movement swept through campus, make sure the fridge participates.

When assigned to go to a museum for Art History, take detailed notes of the kinky nipple biting eagles.

When roommate cooks something that cannot be described with words...

When the new apartment sink rage quits...

When I got the bright idea to create an aquaponics system in my bedroom... which later flooded the carpet... (Trust me, I'm an ~~engineer~~ artist.)

When I, genius extraordinaire, decided to pour hot oil back into the bottle to save oil but created modern art instead.

When walking by the dumpster resulted in getting pooped on by this little hummingbird defending her nest.

When life gives you tangerines, activate the ancient Chinese art of tangerine stacking which has been passed down through the Yan family for ~over 9000~ generations. To this day, whenever the harvest is bountiful, it is the duty of the first born child to take on the arduous task of stacking tangerines in honor of our ancestors.

Just kidding! Stacking tangerines is fun. I have no excuse.

...like an artist.

(and lastly, if you can stomach a video of my accidental elastic mashed potatoes... click here to view on fb www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=2… )