Coming Out

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It's true, I am Chinese and I was born this way.

At a young age I began to notice this difference. I was attracted to neither boys nor girls. In middle school, I liked math, and in college, I did my homework all night long.

Being Chinese is not a choice, it is genetic. There are risks to being Chinese because society cannot accept the union between a human and a textbook. I have Chinese friends who didn't need sex because they could foreplay instruments and get screwed by O Chem instead. Now, they don't have a social life and are shunned by others.


But fear not, life will get better. I grew up as a Chinese and I am proud of it (just look at my tumblr user name Maid-en-China ). There is the LGBTC (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Chinese) community to help you be comfortable with your Chinese orientation.

1,338,299,512 people came out as Chinese. You are not alone.



April fools!!! ... Oh wait...

Update: Yes, this is obviously a joke :iconfacepalmplz:

I thought it was so obvious that Chinese is not a sexual orientation that I didn't have to clarify.



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ArsenicalLady's avatar
If a man in Japan can marry his pillow, then we in the U.S should have the right to marry knowledge!

Lol, in all seriousness, this was hilarious. A great April Fools joke.