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Journal Entry: Wed Apr 11, 2012, 1:25 PM









It's true, I am Chinese and I was born this way.

At a young age I began to notice this difference. I was attracted to neither boys nor girls. In middle school, I liked math, and in college, I did my homework all night long.

Being Chinese is not a choice, it is genetic. There are risks to being Chinese because society cannot accept the union between a human and a textbook. I have Chinese friends who didn't need sex because they could foreplay instruments and get screwed by O Chem instead. Now, they don't have a social life and are shunned by others.


But fear not, life will get better. I grew up as a Chinese and I am proud of it (just look at my tumblr user name Maid-en-China ). There is the LGBTC (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Chinese) community to help you be comfortable with your Chinese orientation.

1,338,299,512 people came out as Chinese. You are not alone.



April fools!!! ... Oh wait...

Update: Yes, this is obviously a joke :iconfacepalmplz:

I thought it was so obvious that Chinese is not a sexual orientation that I didn't have to clarify.



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:iconwrittenruse:
WrittenRuse Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014
If a man in Japan can marry his pillow, then we in the U.S should have the right to marry knowledge!

Lol, in all seriousness, this was hilarious. A great April Fools joke.
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Monarch-of-the-Fen Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
April Fools? YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T REALLY CHINESE?!?!?! :noes:

;P
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:iconsuperherosockmonkey:
SuperHeroSockMonkey Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist
Awesome April Fools trick :thumbsup:
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:iconblackquartz:
BlackQuartz Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
...did people seriously need it explained?
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:iconahsie:
ahsie Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
Well if there are people who thought America was the only country in the world... Then yeah?
(This is late XP random!)
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:iconblackquartz:
BlackQuartz Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh wow, do some people actually think that? That's... horrific.
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:iconthekajikid:
TheKajikid Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
I think it was a third or a fifth of the american population believes the government is run by lizard men. I wouldn't be too horrified if i were you.
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:iconblackquartz:
BlackQuartz Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
No this is just getting worse and worse
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:iconshogunay:
Shogunay Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I was born Vietnamese...
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:iconemoarty:
EmoArty Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Student General Artist
One of the funniest things I've ever read. :L
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:iconeveofillusions:
Eveofillusions Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
XD This is fantastic.
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:iconpoplarleaves:
poplarleaves Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Which form was that?! xD
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:iconroseandbeast:
RoseandBeast Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
HAHA XD
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331060 Featured By Owner May 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
With those standards, that would make me Chinese too (even though my heritage is all from Europe xD), and believe it or not, I am at times discriminated and made fun of for these qualities. This just made my day. I'm glad I'm not alone in these characteristics... other than the fact that I'm not actually Chinese. :iconclapplz:
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:icondtjb:
DTJB Featured By Owner May 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Um, I'm not Chinese, but I like Chinese people. Does that make me weird?
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:iconlishanshan:
lishanshan Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
I, too, am Chinese! You are brave, my fellow deviant, so brave~ *sobs sobs*

=p
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:iconasheraine:
Asheraine Featured By Owner May 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL...a union between a human and a textbook. That's classic. Now I have something new to reference to when I joke about my Chinese heritage.
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tatsudream Featured By Owner May 10, 2012
lol that good a joke , you are really creative at doing artwork and telling jokes.
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:iconthe-love-dove:
The-Love-Dove Featured By Owner May 8, 2012
Haha I don't know what's funnier: This post, or that you had to clarify that it was a joke. :XD: I think the latter wins by a hair. Society...
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:iconauraishii:
Auraishii Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
Omg... Hahahaha trolololo~ XDDD :D
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:iconkat1214young:
kat1214young Featured By Owner May 5, 2012
hahahahaha :rofl:
LGBTC..... made me think for a second there... :lmao: XD
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:iconkiki-the-strange:
Kiki-the-Strange Featured By Owner May 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
haha this is great! but also kinda stupid if this is a real form
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:iconbrandythepea:
Brandythepea Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Student General Artist
LOL
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:iconmitofox:
mitofox Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
我是这样出身的! :boogie:
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:icondiana-huang:
Diana-Huang Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Professional General Artist
LOVE IT!!! :XD:
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:iconnicolashun:
nicolashun Featured By Owner May 3, 2012
neh...guess who thought you where serious >_>
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:iconangeliiy:
angeliIy Featured By Owner May 3, 2012   Artist
ROFL XDDD
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:iconpisces-sayonara:
Pisces-sayonara Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha
You're so funny!
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:iconwildstorm-warrior:
wildstorm-warrior Featured By Owner May 3, 2012
This is hilarious XD
I have seen the photo before but love the blurb :)
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:iconsmiles72andahalf:
smiles72andahalf Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Student General Artist
Um excuse me I have a question. It apears that I do all of this stuff but I was not born in china and none of my family was born there...ever. Could I still be chinese?
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:iconarumansoru:
Arumansoru Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nah... its a joke... i cant live without sex... im spanish...
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:iconarumansoru:
Arumansoru Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
But are you chinesse or not? :O_o: im spanish... that means i like gypsies and fight bulls? I prefer play minecraft, drink tea and ask weird questions... means that im UK sexual orientation? :nirvana: maybe im canadian...
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:icontwilightlinkjh:
twilightlinkjh Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I was hooked to my text books when I was in school and I'm not Chinese:D whats being Chinese got to do with anything:D
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:iconaeriia:
aeriia Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
but...but..it's true! OAO
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:iconarukath666:
arukath666 Featured By Owner May 3, 2012
"SHOCKINGDOM!!"
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:iconthysania:
Thysania Featured By Owner May 2, 2012  Hobbyist
Nice one, Wenqing.
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:iconravenkara:
RavenKara Featured By Owner May 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconmileniakitsuvee:
MileniaKitsuvee Featured By Owner May 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You should start a group: PRO-C to help those who are shunned and educate people who do not know of this.

LOL
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:iconannecain:
annecain Featured By Owner May 1, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Hahaha--hilarious! This is why you're so awesome: not only are you an amazing artist, but you have a wonderful sense of humor. :D
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:iconcoolkidrox123:
coolkidrox123 Featured By Owner May 1, 2012  Student Artist
LOLOL!!!! :icongrin--plz: :iconrolleyesplz: :iconfacepalmplz:
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:iconemmie10:
Emmie10 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
lol XD
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:icontawnsthelolcat:
TawnsTheLolCat Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*facepalm*
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:iconolivenoel:
Olivenoel Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012
Aaaahahahaha xD Perfect!!!
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:iconkiani-magic:
Kiani-Magic Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012
Huh, I felt isolated because I didn't know...
But now I do...
I'm proud to say I'm out of the closet Chinese!

Serious Note: Thanks for the laughs, it brightened my otherwise rather not-so-fantastic day.
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TetsuiArikado Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Extreme facepalm!
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:iconaubriaga:
Aubriaga Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
-dies-

XD Stupidity really has no limits, does it?
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:iconlilruirui:
LilRuiRui Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Hobbyist
I...I'm not alone?!
:iconbrohugplz:
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:iconraininess:
raininess Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahaha "Update: Yes, this is obviously a joke :iconfacepalmplz:" People actually took that serious? O___O
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Frazzled-Niya Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
D8~ OMG But but but I'm not Chinese but show these symptoms *flails*

*melodramatic*
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KiraLoaf Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My only question is... Wtf is "Other"? Please describe... "I uh... I got a rager while staring at a cardboard box. What does this mean..?"
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