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April 11, 2012


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Coming Out

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 11, 2012, 1:25 PM

It's true, I am Chinese and I was born this way.

At a young age I began to notice this difference. I was attracted to neither boys nor girls. In middle school, I liked math, and in college, I did my homework all night long.

Being Chinese is not a choice, it is genetic. There are risks to being Chinese because society cannot accept the union between a human and a textbook. I have Chinese friends who didn't need sex because they could foreplay instruments and get screwed by O Chem instead. Now, they don't have a social life and are shunned by others.

But fear not, life will get better. I grew up as a Chinese and I am proud of it (just look at my tumblr user name Maid-en-China ). There is the LGBTC (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Chinese) community to help you be comfortable with your Chinese orientation.

1,338,299,512 people came out as Chinese. You are not alone.

April fools!!! ... Oh wait...

Update: Yes, this is obviously a joke :iconfacepalmplz:

I thought it was so obvious that Chinese is not a sexual orientation that I didn't have to clarify.

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April Fools? YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T REALLY CHINESE?!?!?! :noes:

SuperHeroSockMonkey Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome April Fools trick :thumbsup:
BlackQuartz Oct 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
...did people seriously need it explained?
Well if there are people who thought America was the only country in the world... Then yeah?
(This is late XP random!)
BlackQuartz Apr 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh wow, do some people actually think that? That's... horrific.
I think it was a third or a fifth of the american population believes the government is run by lizard men. I wouldn't be too horrified if i were you.
BlackQuartz 1 day ago  Student Traditional Artist
No this is just getting worse and worse
Shogunay Oct 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I was born Vietnamese...
EmoArty Sep 15, 2012  Student General Artist
One of the funniest things I've ever read. :L
XD This is fantastic.
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