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College Life

Journal Entry: Tue Feb 26, 2013, 12:19 PM







I don't really talk too much about my daily life on dA since I didn't want to spam everyone with constant horror stories of my time in the kitchen (which is why I do that on fb www.facebook.com/FisheyePlaceb… instead) but today, I would like to share some of the extra "special" moments during my college life (even though I graduated already).


coconut notice

When upstairs neighbors are being very loud, the most effective method is to leave an angry coconut at their door ;)



pear pizza

When life gives you pears, cut them into ducks and bake them into pizza~



I am the 1%

When the Occupy movement swept through campus, make sure the fridge participates.



Art history like a boss

When assigned to go to a museum for Art History, take detailed notes of the kinky nipple biting eagles.



wtf is this

When roommate cooks something that cannot be described with words...



rage quit sink

When the new apartment sink rage quits...



Trust me, I'm an artist

When I got the bright idea to create an aquaponics system in my bedroom... which later flooded the carpet... (Trust me, I'm an engineer artist.)



best idea ever

When I, genius extraordinaire, decided to pour hot oil back into the bottle to save oil but created modern art instead.



cutest poop machine

When walking by the dumpster resulted in getting pooped on by this little hummingbird defending her nest.



over 9000

When life gives you tangerines, activate the ancient Chinese art of tangerine stacking which has been passed down through the Yan family for ~over 9000~ generations.  To this day, whenever the harvest is bountiful, it is the duty of the first born child to take on the arduous task of stacking tangerines in honor of our ancestors.

Just kidding! Stacking tangerines is fun. I have no excuse.


...like an artist.


(and lastly, if you can stomach a video of my accidental elastic mashed potatoes... click here to view on fb www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=2… )



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:iconblackstar-innocent:
BlackStar-Innocent Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so beautiful.
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Shadow-charmer Mar 20, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
oh my god the oil thing

classic
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:icongreenbank:
Tangerine-stacking, eh? I visited some Chinese friends, they had three daughters but no sons, and the place was awash with free-range tangerines. I didn't say anything, because they were obviously all upset, but I did wonder.

Mind you, it does go some way towards explaining the little orange-coloured cairns you see all over Dartmoor in summer... Taoism has a lot to answer for.
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NaKaJi143 Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow... Dat college life, and dat elastic mashed potato. It TOTALLY looked appetizing.. 
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MissBabyMint Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Where on earth did you go to college?!
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:iconjustsoasian:
psh your college life sounded fun
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:iconraichachu:
The last one is very funny! LOLGKJDSAL;KGJA
i did that with oil too T-T!
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whitedove135 Apr 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh my. :iconlaughingplz: That statue just killed me :D
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Mangamog Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist
You are so silly and brilliant~! :iconloveloveplz:
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:iconveterilu:
:laughing:

a TRUE artist
:clap:
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